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A BIBLE QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP
02-10-2017 11:53 am - John Wallace - Liberty News
President Donald Trump was recently asked if he could quote any Bible versus and he said he could. He replied: 'GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY; DEPORT HIM AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEED HIM AGAIN." TRUMP 20:16
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THE STORY OF THE LEMON PICKER
09-04-2016 11:26 am - Bev Farrar - LinkedIn
Sally Mullihan of Clearwater, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan
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PROOF THAT LIBERALISM IS A 'MENTAL DISORDER'
05-12-2016 9:56 am - OnSizzle.com
MAN: I don't believe that women should have any rights and that gays should be hanged. LIBERAL WOMAN: WOW! What a complete primitive asshole you are. You must be a Republican. MAN: NO, Actually I am a Muslim and these are my religious beliefs. LIBERAL WOMAN: Oh! I'm sorry! I apologize!
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REMEMBER SEINFELD AND MR. BOOKMAN, THE LIBRARY COP - WELL IT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE
03-25-2016 6:42 am - John W. Wallace
For those of us who are Seinfeld Show fans, one of the funniest episodes was when Mr. Bookman, the Library cop, tracked down Jerry Seinfeld to collect late charges on a book 'Tropic of Cancer' that was never returned 20 years earlier. In the same episode Kramer falls in love the
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HUMOR: WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
02-20-2016 7:08 am - Anonymous
WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack… You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
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REPUBLICAN VS DEMOCRAT - WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE ARE YOU ON?
02-20-2016 3:54 am - Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't
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VIDEO: TWO GUYS SNEAK INTO A MOVIE THEATER DRESSED AS ONE PERSON
02-07-2016 4:48 pm - Nina Golowski - Huffington Post
In a dazzling display of ingenuity, these two dudes actually manage to make themselves look like one strange human long enough to fool two movie theater employees. Who says American teens will ruin the future of the country? Two jokesters squeezed into one pair of pants to sneak into a movie
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YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL, IF YOU..........................
12-23-2015 5:55 pm - John Hawkins - Town Hall
Are you not sure that you’re a liberal? Well, there’s an easy way to find out. You might be a liberal if… 1) ….Your newspaper calls people “bigoted” for being worried about bringing Syrian refugees to America, but you won’t run pictures of Muhammad because you’re afraid Muslims might kill you
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JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THEM
12-10-2015 5:03 am - Anonymous
I was out for a walk the other day when i came across three Muslim women in full Hajib robes. I thought to myself I should really make an effort to talk to them in order to better understand their culture and to welcome them to our culture here in America.
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INTRODUCING 'HILLARY CLINTON SERVER WIPES': THE QUICK SOLUTION FOR ELIMINATING THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH THAT YOU COMMITTED FEDERAL CRIMES.....OOPS
08-21-2015 7:19 pm - Mike Adams - Natural News
Do you know where your email server has been recently? Or what other servers it recently "exchanged bits" with? When it's time to clean your secret email server, clean it with Hillary Clinton's Email Server Wipes, our newest email security product that erases server emails faster than a Planned Parenthood abortionist
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Worldwide :: Humor
THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE
07-15-2014 4:03 am - Anonymous
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415,
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PRESIDENT OBAMA PROPOSES THE 'AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT'
01-28-2014 6:32 pm - Anonymous
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly
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THE TOP TEN REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
01-22-2014 6:07 pm - David Letterman
My Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat: #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but
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WHY MEN SEEM TO BE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
01-02-2014 1:05 pm - Anonymous
Below are some of the reasons men appear to be happier than women: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
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OBAMA's 'NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS' POEM
12-21-2013 4:36 pm - Anonymous
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House Not a creature was working, not even his spouse; No stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 'Cause the Obama's were in Hawaii spending 7 million there; The Obama un-informed voters were nestled snug in their beds, While visions
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MAYBE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR DEMOCRATS TO HAVE GUNS - HERE'S WHY!
08-18-2013 11:52 am - Anonymous
PROBLEM: There is a nationwide problem with Democrats being allowed to have guns. In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States. In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound. In 1963 a
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USA :: Humor
BARACK OBAMA: THE MAN WHO SO LOVED THE POOR THAT HE CREATED MILLIONS MORE OF THEM
07-28-2013 11:50 am - John W. Wallace - NY OathKeeper
There is an old saying that goes something like this: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime." Here is the Obama version: "Give a man a welfare check, a free 'Obama phone', free
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USA :: Humor
ONLY IN AMERICA - THE TOP 10 LIST OF AMERICA'S STUPIDITY FROM CANADA
07-20-2013 8:14 am - John W. Wallace - NY OathKeeper
Some Canadian editorial humor directed at the USA. Canadian's Version of David Letterman's Top 10 This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity. Of course we look like idiots … because we are … 10) ONLY IN AMERICA ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a
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A COWBOY'S TOMBSTONE: THE FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE
02-25-2013 8:01 am - Russel J. Larkin
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow in order to have a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO EXPLAIN PRESIDENT OBAMA'S UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
02-20-2013 5:45 am - Abbott and Costello
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%. ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. COSTELLO: Okay, so
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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY RUN BY IDIOTS IF..........
10-21-2012 10:02 am - Unknown
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if: You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally. ---------- You know you live in a Country run by idiots if: Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
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YOU KNOW THEIR HONEYMOON WITH OBAMA IS OVER WHEN THE LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS GO AFTER HIM
10-09-2012 7:20 am - Anonymous
Take a look at some of these recent quotes from the usually very liberal late night TV show hosts: "The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate." --Jay Leno "America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask." --Jay Leno
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Worldwide :: Humor
WHY MEN SELDOM GET DEPRESSED
08-10-2012 6:32 pm - Anonymous
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. – Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO TALK ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S 8.3% UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
02-12-2012 12:07 pm - CIGA Lew
Employment statistics as taught by the two revered classical economists, Abbott and Costello. Courtesy of CIGA Lew COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 8.3%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said
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FREELOADERS ARE FREELOADING OFF THE 'WALL STREET PROTEST' FREELOADERS...AND THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!
10-30-2011 6:12 pm - Selim Algar and Bob fredericks - NY Post
The Occupy Wall Street volunteer kitchen staff launched a “counter” revolution yesterday -- because they’re angry about working 18-hour days to provide food for “professional homeless” people and ex-cons masquerading as protesters. For three days beginning tomorrow, the cooks will serve only brown rice and other spartan grub instead of the
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UFO LANDS IN NEW MEXICO IN 1947: OFFSPRING IDENTIFIED
07-24-2011 1:32 am - John W. Wallace
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long
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DUDE, THAT'S NOT MY ......... JUNK!
06-08-2011 12:51 am - Spyder - from Albany NY area
In Washington DC it’s perfectly alright for the president to say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Welcome to New York, where the republicans are democrats and the democrats are communists and the sex scandals abound no matter which side of the aisle you happen to be on.
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HYDROGEN BARACKSIDE: BAD MEDICINE FOR AMERICA
04-16-2011 2:57 pm - John W. Wallace
This special political pharmaceutical potion is carefully mixed by SEIU Union members and Obama Czars and widely distributed by Messianic Pharmaceuticals of Washington, DC. It is created specifically for the general destruction of wealth, both national and personal. This dangerous concoction is a mixture of flowery speeches, outright lies, quite a
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THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT: NEW LEGISLATION
03-10-2011 12:31 pm - Unknown
Washington, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans: The Americans With No Abilities Act. (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. 'Roughly 50 percent of Americans do
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Worldwide :: Humor
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE! BECAUSE.....
02-05-2011 1:52 pm - Anonymous
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name always remains the same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
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USA :: Humor
A HISTORY LESSON ABOUT CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD READ
01-12-2011 2:15 pm - Anonymous
For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer and other wild animals during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The
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